He wrote: “My wife and I have implemented a system that makes it difficult for me to cheat. She sat me down and asked why I cheat. I was very honest with her and she came up with a very good system. Instead of me going to look for ‘variety’ outside, she became my ‘variety’. Here is how it goes:
Mondays – she behaves like a work side chick. Since I work from home, she comes to my desk and we do quickies here and there. We make jokes about our spouses.
Tuesdays – she knows I used to visit the commercial ladies on Tuesdays. So she dresses up as a hooker and I pay her for bang bang.
Wednesdays – she’s my girlfriend here. We do things we used to do when we were still boyfie and girlfie.
Thursdays – she becomes my sugar mama. I complain about petrol money and stuff and she comes through for me. I thank her with a couple of rounds.
Fridays – she becomes le2000. She wears Mr clothes and put her feet on the dashboard while playing amapiano in my Polo. We smash in the car.
Saturdays – she goes to the groove. I rock up around 22h00 and offer to buy her drinks. When the groove closes I go home with her for wild raw se×.
Sundays – she behaves like my wife. We discuss budget, kids and other important stuff. At night she wears the ANC t-shirt and complain about headache and sleep while I’m busy chatting with girls on WhatsApp.”
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